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WHAT WAS THE STORY HAS CHOSEN IN YOU AFTER YOURS BELT NAME?
This way many link a lot of tales... jeTprojecTlabs were a scientific extrapolation of jeT (which which I have become bored of and THEN started the Australian links to use it). I am also T.LeChe (Coolification of my real name)... Bizarre Guy (needs no explanation) and MimiC.. Which pronounced Meh Mic that now as Mimi a c become pronounced of I. Better keep were, and my female side shows.

YOU HAVE NO MATTER WHAT DECLARATION? IF THAT, WHAT IT IS? IT DETAINS? IF IS NOT, WHAT ISN'T? IF THAT, IS QUICK.

No declaration of the task. I do this because there I can differently little carry be suitable to do be, or. I probably it cold bad and hongerie, beg for a dinghy to die (See Fig 1.1). I assume my mission declaration am - to push and my binnenverlangens and feeling thru music, video and Internet. Die out then drawing at trousers, sleaves of several punt-bookers and rock promoter.


Fig 1.1: Beg For A Dinghy To Die (Photo credit: Ms. P. Aint)
ARE SORTIROVANY YOU HAPPY COLOR?

The colors killed my Papa. (See Fig 1.2). I hate colors.


Fig 1.2 Colors (Sean Penn / Robert Duvall. 1988 '“ Dir. Dennis Hopper)
IS THE COMPROMISE OF YOUR MUSICAL CHAIN THAT HAPPENS, OR YOUR INITIAL HOPE AND TRIES THIS EXECUTED GENERALLY SUCCESSFULLY?

My hope is carried out... I am never in demand compromise them... I am very happy, am my music still personally brew of love and dig.

THE SONG IS COMPLETED, OR LEAVES?

Be as no chair. As soon as you can in this sit it to be done. My songs get to a point where I think, 'œYes. I am called that.'? I could make up with that that plays, or that makes me the material of the wannaonderbreking. Then I can put on CD. *Game it on stage. But really never finished. I still fuck round with old songs.

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Lisa Marr

Lisa Marr is best known locally for her contribution to Cub with Robynn Iwat and Valeria Fellini, but since then she's moved to the States and started working on a solo career and about a million other projects. She hasn't been Toronto in nine years, so she's poking her head into Wavelength this Sunday to give us a bit of a gift. She and Ryan McLaren talked about the essentials over email last week.

SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TORONTO? I found out that Vancouver Special, a short film I made last year, was scheduled to screen at the Images Festival as part of their International Super 8 Night on April 13, which just happens to be my birthday! So what better way to celebrate than visiting a city I love and haven't been to for many, many years??? Getting a chance to play Wavelength is truly the icing on the cake!!!

WHAT'VE YOU BEEN UP TO THESE DAYS? HOW'S LIFE? Oh it's busy busy busy with all kinds of new and exciting adventures, which is exactly how I like it! Making music, making movies, working as a Paid Friend to pay the bills, teaching filmmaking and helping run a non-profit media arts center, traveling around the world spreading the gospel of the cinematic revolution with my sweetheart The Polyester Prince... they say there's no rest for the wicked but sometimes I manage to find the time to ride my bike, eat nice food, do crossword puzzles, read books, drink coffee with friends, sleep in late... what more could a girl want?

YOU'RE WEBSITE IS A SMATTERING OF ART PROJECTS. MUSIC, PHOTOGRAPHY, PAINTING... DO YOU HAVE A.D.D.? No A.D.D., just a good ol' Canadian work ethic and a seemingly endless desire to pursue the new. Jack of all trades, master of none: that's me!

ARE YOU STILL IN L.A.? ARE YOU HAPPY THERE? Yeah, I'm still in LA; I've been here seven years and it seems more like seven months! It is definitely very strange to live in America and stranger still to live in LA where the insanity of urban living abounds and the cult of celebrity is inescapable. The strangest thing is that I've really come to love this city with all it's chaos and contradictions. There is boundless possibility here that I've only scratched the surface of. Happy? Hmmm. As I get older, I'm beginning to think happiness is over-rated'¦.

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE KINDA LONG, BUT CAN YOU TELL US THE STORY ABOUT HOW YOU GOT TO BE WHERE YOU ARE TODAY? I HAVE A FEELING IT'S A GOOD ONE. Yikes, where to begin? Does anybody know how they get from A to Z in this crazy life? I guess it comes down to a whole lot of luck, curiosity, The Beatles, tenacity, middle class guilt, wanderlust, the other kind of lust, television, good timing, socialism, an ongoing obsession with process over product... uh, did I mention luck? Buy me a Jamieson on the rocks some night and I'll spin you the whole sordid tale.

WHAT CAN PEOPLE EXPECT WHEN THEY COME TO SEE YOU AT WAVELENGTH? Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue... Oh, and of course a whole bunch of new merch!

Purple Hill


You might recognize Purple Hill's front man from the mess of blond hair flying across the stage of a From Fiction show. Or you might not, seeing that his face is rarely visible. But From Fiction bassist Owen Marchildon will be a slightly more still when his solo-plus-friends band Purple Hill shows up for their CD release show at Wavelength. Kevin Shutterbug and Owen did the email interview thing, and a bit of cell phone conversation as a streetcar went into a tunnel. Kevin, while staying as close to the truth as possible, made up the answers to the last five questions, as Owen was nowhere to be found.


I HERE YOUR BAND PURPLE HILL WAS INSPIRED AND NAMED AFTER THAT D-12 SONG FEATURING EMINEM?
Yes! How did you know. I thought I had everyone fooled. I guess I've been found out. I've been found out by a man who works with ice cream.

YOUR LIVE SHOWS TEND TO LEAN TO A COUNTRY AND ROCK SIDE OF THINGS, BUT ON YOUR UPCOMING RECORD IT'S MOSTLY RAP RIGHT?

I've been found out by a man who works with ice cream. I guess I've been found out. I thought I had everyone fooled. How did you know? Yes!

AS BASSIST IN FROM FICTION AND MAIN SONGWRITER/GUITARIST IN PURPLE HILL YOU GET TO WORK WITH MANY TALENTED MUSICIANS. HOW DO THE PROCESSES AND MUSICAL CREATIONS DIFFER BETWEEN THE TWO? DO THEY EVER AT TIMES INFLUENCE YOUR PLAYING IN EITHER BAND? Yeah, sometimes I go to rehearsal and those three maniacs I play with completely blow my nuts off, and I say, "Would you men like to come over and have a picnic?" and they all shout peanut butter and honey sandwiches, and before you know it our skinny white asses are in circle form, planted in the middle of a Friday afternoon food court rush at the good old Dufferin mall, and roses are growing out of our ears and all the pretty little Portuguese ladies are sniffin' around our scene, whisperings of romance I wish I understood. Oh! To have a belly full of it all again soon I think.

YOU EXUDE A SENSE OF PLAYFULNESS WHEN YOU PLAY LIVE, WHETHER IT IS IN A LAID BACK SOLO SHOW OR IN THE TIGHT TECHNICAL WORK OF A FROM FICTION SHOW. HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
First you have to allow yourself to go towards the glory. When it peaks and you've had enough, you cool it all down by going out and seeing the people.

TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH "THE SHOEMAKER AND THE ELVES." Men who work with ice cream should not be surfing the internet. There you go fuck face. (www.cowovermoon.ca)

TWEEDLEDEE, WE HAVE TO FILL 700 WORDS.

I'VE SEEN YOU SOLO, AS A DUO, TRIO... WHO PLAYS ON THE ALBUM AND WHO MIGHT BE JOINING YOU ON STAGE? Playing on the album is Matt Smith on various doohickeys, Owen Pallett on fishing wire, John Paul Allen on the low end. I can't really remember the names of who else is on it. These guys and more might be joining me for shenanigans on the Sneaky stage.

ESCAPE GOAT IS PUTTING OUT YOUR RECORD RIGHT? Yeah, Cam and the people have been working hard and it'll be done in time for the Wavelength show. A little spring chick hatched for your pleasure.

I THINK YOU LEFT YOUR HAIR TIE AT MY HOUSE. That's the most important piece of my wardrobe. I'm a lost man without it. I'm a lost man.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BAND NAMED PURPLE HILL. IF IT CAME DOWN TO IT, COULD YOU GUYS TAKE THEM IN A BAR FIGHT OR
DRAG RACE?
Our roots trace back to Orangeville. We're crass motherfuckers. Bar fight, drag race, drag show, you name it we could take them.

I'VE HEARD YOU MAY RELEASE YOUR INNER MANGINA AT WAVELENGTH. All I can say is to just have your camera ready.

By Kevin Shutterbug

FIELD GUIDE TO WORDS AND MUSIC

Despite Wallowstarr's name change and a slew of band mates made victim of spontaneous combustion, four boys residing in Toronto's west side extension (Hamilton), have congregated, made an album and branded themselves 'œField Guide to Words and Music.'? Through a series of rigorous questions via the Internet, Eve Tobolka has exposed details of their debut album, the complexities of a name and most importantly, the members' preferred pastimes.

YOUR NAMES AND WHAT YOU DO.
Drew Smith '“ vocals, guitar and teach E.S.L to adults.
Adam Alfano '“ guitar and a steel salesman, that's the awful truth,
Brad Schumacher '“ bass and currently completing the longest undergrad in Canadian history.
Mike Morris '“ drums, percussion and work long hours for a construction company, specializing in taking bricks from one pile, moving them to a new pile, and then moving them back to the original pile.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM?
Drew: It's a collection of ten songs which have been written over the last couple of years '“ they are our favorites and the songs we feel the most confident about.

Brad: The album is called The Ones You Love and will be released in the late spring/early summer. The musically gifted and airplane-obsessed Andy Magoffin, who is the man behind early records by the Constantines and the Hidden Cameras, produced it. Not in alphabetical order, some of the instruments appearing on the album include: electric and acoustic guitars, tambourines, cowbells, alto horns, drums, euphoniums, keyboards, banjoes, pianos, trumpets, and bass guitars. Everything else is a secret. There are no handclaps on the album.
Adam: It's like losing a street fight to a string quartet.
UPCOMING TOUR?Adam: Heck yes.
Brad: There's a tentative East Coast tour in the works and we will be playing all over Ontario within the next four months.
Mike:
We're touring the East side because traveling all the way to Vancouver seems really scary. There's just so much land to cover!
IT'S JUST SO SIMPLE TO SAY THAT ONE'S BAND NAME "ADDRESSES THE DIVIDE BETWEEN THE CEREBRAL AND THE ESOTERIC'¦BRIDGING THE GAP BETWEEN THE COGNITIVE AND THE EMOTIONAL". WHAT DOES 'œFIELD GUIDE TO WORDS AND MUSIC'? REALLY MEAN?Brad: Actually it's not simple to say that at all. If you're being literal, saying the words esoteric, cerebral, and cognitive in one sentence is kind of difficult and needlessly ostentatious. If you're being figurative, it's somewhat vague and needlessly ostentatious. The part about the "divide between the cerebral..." is supposed to address the two somewhat opposing ways people listen to music. The cognitive would be music that appeals to your brain (clever lyrics, interesting arrangements/instruments), and the emotional would be music that hits you on more of a gut level. It isn't necessarily complicated or trying something new but it still grabs you and makes you want to, as the kids say, rock out. As a band we try to do both, it is important to us to try different song structures or to use interesting sounds without losing the aspects of the song that initially grabbed us.
Adam: I thought we just took the 'œField Guide to North American Birds'? and changed the last three words. I guess I'm out of the loop... esoteric?

A FRIEND HAD MENTIONED THAT SHE THOUGHT OF 'œTHE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY'? WHEN SHE HEARD THE NAME 'œFIELD GUIDE TO WORDS AND MUSIC.'? ANY ANECDOTAL RELATION BETWEEN THE TWO?
Adam: We're a fairly well read lot but I don't think any of us have read those books. I will say this: Mos Def is in the upcoming movie version and I have huge faith in that guy as an actor.
EATING CARAMELS AND SWAYING TO THE AWESOME SOUNDS OF EARLY '˜90S WORKOUT TAPES IS ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME. WHAT DO YOU GUYS LIKE TO DO ON SATURDAY AFTERNOONS?
Drew: Sleeping or bird watching'¦ or both at the same time '“ it happens sometimes.
Adam: Horizontal all day (as a rule) watching redundant sports like curling and equestrian or embarrassingly cheesy movies (the titles of which I'd rather not mention).
Mike: On Saturday's, I strive to perfect my physique. Twenty-k runs are usually scheduled (rain, snow, shine'¦whatever.)

Flecton Big Sky and the Dreamcatchers

Miche Jetté has years of experience playing in a number of Ottawa bands, including Werbo, Jehovah's Wetness, Doc Klatt and the Taters, 7th Fire and Cheeky Monkey. In his newest incarnation, he's known as Flecton Big Sky, a kind of troubadour who's divided his time between Memphis and Chicago, as well as O-town. Flecton's Kelp Records debut, Never Took A Wife, is the result of five years' worth of recordings and includes collaborations with his friends Califone and The Grifters. Shaunna Bednarek emailed Jetté some questions about the record and what's going on in Ottawa outside of Kelp Records and beaver tails.

NEVER TOOK A WIFE IS YOUR KELP RECORDS DEBUT. HAD YOU RELEASED ANYTHING BEFORE THIS? Animals into the wild, the odd ceremonial pigeon and/or dove, as well as the album, Welcome to Japan, by Werbo.

THE ALBUM WAS RECORDED OVER FIVE YEARS IN MEMPHIS, CHICAGO AND OTTAWA. HOW DID THESE CITIES INFLUENCE THEIR RESPECTIVE RECORDINGS? WHAT DO THESE CITIES MEAN TO YOU?
There is only one track that was recorded in Ottawa, and it's a live track, so it's more incidental than anything. It's a song ('œTigertooth Says Hurr'?) that I hadn't recorded, yet and I found this live version in my archives that I found represented what happens during my live show. The record didn't really take five years to make. I mean, it's not like I've been toiling in the various studios perfecting them over the last five years. Basically, the story of the record is such: In 2001, I returned to Memphis (where I had lived during 1996/1997) and decided to get in the studio with friends of mine, who some of you may or may not recognize from The Grifters. We cut five songs in the studio (Easley-McCain) and then another two tracks were recorded in my friend Dave's attic. When I returned home, I briefly shopped these songs around to see if there was any interest in putting out an EP. I found no takers, and decided that was fine and shelved the record. For friends and other interested parties, I would make this available in CD-R format as The Memphis Sessions or The Memphis EP. And that was to be the end of that, until I went to Chicago and recorded more songs with more friends. When I put those songs together with the songs from the Memphis sessions, I realized I had a great album on my hands and decided I should put this out there. Chicago and Memphis are great cities that hold many memories, friends and further adventures for me, and I will always consider them as homes away from home.

YOU COLLABORATED WITH CALIFONE DURING THE CHICAGO SESSIONS. HOW DID YOU END UP HOOKING UP WITH THOSE GUYS? I first met Tim [Rutili] and Ben [Massarella] in 1996 while in Chicago on a Grifters tour. We kept in touch over the years and had some discussions about collaborating on something in the future. In September of 2004 our schedules collided and the results of that time make up the first five songs that lead off Never Took A Wife.

HOW IS FLECTON DIFFERENT FROM MICHE? One is more unbalanced than the other.

FLECTON'S BAND IS THE DREAMCATCHERS. WHO ARE THESE GUYS, AND WILL THEY BE JOINING YOU FOR YOUR WAVELENGTH PERFORMANCE? These guys are Tom Werbowetski (drums) and Scott Terry (guitar), who've been a part of many a great Ottawa bands, including, but not limited to Werbo, Av and the Pirates, Ukrainia, The Banditas, South of 78, The Mystic Zealots and others. They will be with me during the Wavelength show.

WAVELENGTH HAS GIVEN A LOT OF LOVE TO THE KELP RECORDS ROSTER, INCLUDING GREENFIELD MAIN, THE ACORN AND RECOILERS. WHAT'S GOING ON IN OTTAWA OUTSIDE OF KELP? To name but a few things or people: Music For Cats, Shawn Scallen (punkottawa.com), Babylon Nightclub, The Million Dollar Marxists, www.amfraser.com, Aloha Room, Songbird Music, The Mighty Eagle Band, Bova Sound, and on and on-- it's all there once you get past all the shawarma shops and coffeehouses.

By Shaunna Bednarek

THE MIDWAYS

Some bands change your life forever: they can inspire you to find and become the brilliant artist hiding inside you; they can inspire you to climb on to the roof of a 7-Eleven with firearm and begin picking off anybody who resembles Billy Corgan. Some bands, however just make you grin vacantly, because their sound produces unmistakable hallucinations of a bygone age of rock'n'roll glory: a big-ass Chevy convertible roaring down a desert highway leaving empty beer cans and prescription pill containers in its wake while cute go-go dancers in turtlenecks and mini-skirts shimmy standing up in the backseat and everyone's wearing wicked sunglasses and shit. Dave [vocals and bass], Peter [organ], Chris [drums] and Johnny [guitar] are The Midways; they have no last names and are precisely the latter sort of band. Organs swirl, backups are shouted, the guitar is drenched in 15 different kinds of old-school reverb. They have a full-length CD, Pay More And Get A Good Seat, and recently issued a proper vinyl split 7'? on Music For Cats with their Ottawa counterparts The Glads.
Andrew Lloyd Moseby attempted to discover that which makes The Midways tick, but frankly failed to learn anything other than how easy it is to make any question sound dirty. Thank heaven I didn't use the word 'œorgan'? where I could have. They also seem to answer questions as a band, making it impossible to blame anyone. Such is life.

FIRST OFF, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RIPPING UP STAGES, DANCEHALLS AND JUKE JOINTS UP AND DOWN JUMP DOWN SPINAROUND THIS TOWN?
We would never commit such barbarous acts of vandalism. We were taught to 'œrock on, but with manners'? by our elders.

NOW, I DID AS MUCH RESEARCH THROUGHOUT THE WAVELENGTH WEBSITE'S HISTORY AS I COULD, AND IT SEEMS FROM ALL THAT IS THEREIN RECORDED, YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED WAVELENGTH BEFORE [THERE IS A GAPING HOLE IN THE WAVELENGTH SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM 'œTHAT SUMMER'? WHEN THE ZINE WAS PUT ON HOLD FOR A VIGOROUS '“ SOME WOULD SAY INVASIVE, BUT NOT ME '“ RETOOLING, SO I MIGHT BE HORRIBLY WRONG]. UNLESS I'M VERY MUCH MISTAKEN AND YOU HAVE, WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO BRING TO THE SUNDAY NIGHT KIDS THEY AIN'T SEEN BEFORE?
If you bent Wavelength over, then you would in fact find The Midways in that gaping hole. October 26, 2003: Wavelength and The Midways get drunk at the office Hallowe'en party and one thing led to another; the Midways sort of went home with Wavelength, and things got a smidge 'œjiggy.'? It's been tense around the water cooler since then, but Wavelength apparently wants to 'œtalk it over like adults'? on April 24th. So the Sunday night kids will probably see us both fired for being unprofessional. Or maybe they'll get to reach for that gaping hole and grab the brass ring.

YOU GENTLEMEN HAVE A DISTINCT SONICS VIBE, AMONG OTHER CLASSIC VIBES '“ LINK WRAY, TENNESSEE ERNIE FORD'¦ EVEN SPEEDY WEST, HAD HE PLAYED A HAMMOND '“ IS YOUR OEUVRE A TRIBUTE? A THROWBACK? A CELEBRATION? OR ARE ALL THESE IRRELEVANT, EVEN VAGUELY IRRITATING CONCERNS AND I SHOULD JUST SHUDDUP AND RATTLE MY ASS-HIPS?
Ouevre? More like a whore's d'oeuvre. It's a tribute to throwbacks that celebrate irrelevant, vaguely irritating concerns that people should shut up about while they shake their ass-hips to the sound of four guys trying and failing to ape their already simian influences. We've nothing original to add musically and our lyrics have balls-all to do with this century's relevant concerns. That said, we're interested in movements of the hip, bowel, and your car out of our parking space.

By Andrew Lloyd Moseby

THE LOST CAUSE

Joel McConvey met Stephanie Earp in 2000, when she challenged him to defend his negative review of her band. Four years later, they would ironically form a group of their own. In the space of a year they have built a strong live following, released an EP, and learned to bicker less often. Matt Blair spoke with the group about their unexpected success.

Your name doesn't sound very optimistic.
Joel: The best part about the whole name thing is that originally, for our first show, it was Stephanie Earp and the Lost Cause. We were supposed to play with Matt Barber, and then Matt Barber backed out, and so I ended up being the Lost Cause. The whole idea was that it was this tossed together show, with people who'¦
Steph: '¦Shouldn't get along, and wouldn't be able to make it to rehearsal. We came by this name utterly honestly. If you'd told me that we were going to still be playing, and playing as much as we are, and not killing each other and actually having fun, I probably wouldn't have believed it.

And now you're writing new material.
Steph: We're about two thirds of the way there with writing. I don't want to say it's more lighthearted, but it's less morose. It's more fun to play.

Your live show does sound much more uptempo than the record.
Joel: There's more energy. As we learn how to play with each other, the parts balance out. It did start where it was like, 'œHere're my songs, and you play on them.'? And now we have this space that we both play in, where we play how we play.
Steph: I can anticipate what he's going to like, too. I'll definitely find myself, while I'm working on parts at home, thinking about whether Joel's going to like a part and want to play to it.

When did you start to think that it could actually work?
Steph: For me, it was when we were recording [the Memorial EP]. We booked three days to do it, and I thought there was no way in hell this was going to work. I thought it was actually going to end the band. But we sounded better than we'd ever sounded in rehearsal, and that's when I started to think that it would really actually fly. And the record's done better on radio than I thought it would.
Joel: It wasn't so much that it started to get successful as it started to get fun. It's very cool to have people like it, because that makes me enjoy it more. But I'd like to get to a point where someone else loads my gear.

Within the indie scene, it seems like it's taboo to talk about success and money.
Steph: It's not that this is not an art form. But of the art forms, is it the one to take so seriously that we can't talk about making money from it?
Joel: Everyone in our generation that I know thinks office jobs suck. Why wouldn't you want to be a musician, and make a living from that? I can't imagine a better job.

But isn't a refusal to talk about money and success actually a refusal to take your band seriously?
Steph: There's a fear of ridicule, the idea that somebody could be laughing at you for taking it seriously. I'm definitely coming to terms with the fact that I wanted something so badly, and it didn't work. When I was between bands, I thought it was over, and I thought it was rather embarrassing how aggressive and ambitious I'd been, considering it went nowhere.
Joel: Yeah, but your old band sucked hard.
Steph: They were all great players. They were all working very much under my directions. I take full responsibility for the sucking. We were a fun party band, but it wasn't as I thought it was. I took it really seriously. And I take this really seriously too, but I'd like to think that this is a little bit more worthy of my attention.
Joel: I don't take this seriously at all.

By Matt Blair

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