May

Wavelog

1-Speed Bike

by Kate Carraway
Best known as a beat-keeper for Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Aidan Girt is keeping busy during the band's extended holiday with a load of musical undertakings, performing at Wavelength both as 1-Speed Bike and as part of Exhaust), keeping up with politics and pop culture, and employing a great deal of ellipses. Kate Carraway waited patiently for his e-mail and then got really depressed.

YOUR VARIOUS PROJECTS ARE SLIGHTLY CONFUSING IN SCOPE. BE A SPORT, AND EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIVITIES AS IF I WERE YOUR SEMI-AWARE AUNTIE AND YOU'RE AT A FAMILY PICNIC AND I'M ALL "HOW'S THAT MUSIC GOING, AIDAN?" At this moment I'm playing with Exhaust (also playing Wavelength) and Cayenne (heavy duty one-note band that I play synth in), plus I've got a bunch of new projects in the development stage, but I don't have anything that would impress an Aunt nor anyone... I'm sick of everyone's judgments anyway, like I'm supposed to lie and say that everything is great and that I'm super successful, when really all I'm doing is my best to make the most fucked-up music I can with the right people, and that I continue to try and challenge the structures that leave everyone lying about their successes, or at least ashamed... All I can do is do the best with the tools I've got, and if I can keep it up my whole life then that will be something I will be able to be proud of'¦

WHAT COMPELS YOU TO CONTINUE TO DO STUFF ON YOUR OWN INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR LAURELS IN A HAPPENING BAND? Godspeed is on a long term hiatus... I made music outside of Godspeed before I was in Godspeed... I will always make music until maybe my ears are taken from me, or until my heart is so broken that I can't.

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON OVERT POLITICAL COMMENTARY VS. SUBTLER MODES? WHAT'S YOUR APPROACH? It takes all kinds to make a revolution... I support a diversity of tactics... Some times it's appropriate to be subtle... Sometimes it's appropriate to be blunt... Maybe I'm stupid or something but I feel like I got more skills at being blunt... There's enough people being subtle out there... I know I wasn't put on this planet to let injustice go uncommented on... Some people immediately get defensive when they see blunt politics... I feel that I'm publicly self-aware enough of my faults as a person that it's hopefully clear that I have no right to come from a position of authority on anything... I save my judgments for those that know what's going on and just sit there and let it happen or even worse, profit from all the pain that capitalism causes this planet'¦

THE MUSIC/POLITICS RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY INTERESTING ON A MACRO LEVEL RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, BUT A LOT OF IT IS SHIT, PARTICULARLY WHEN KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MAINSTREAM ACTS GET IN ON IT. IS THEIR CONTRIBUTION VALUABLE, AS YOU SEE IT? Shit is bad... Any reaction is good... At least it's a start... But I do get frustrated when people get suckered for reformism...when people ask me to vote NDP... when Eminem makes a black bloc cartoon video that seems to be about burning down the White House and then lames out at the end and asks people to vote... like Kerry would not be continuing the same bullshit... maybe they would stop taking pictures of detainees while they're torturing them'¦

HOW COME YOU ELECTED TO USE WICKED AND OFT-TOILET-ISH HUMOUR? IS IT TO EVEN OUT THE DARK AND "MYSTERIOUS", AS YOU'VE BEEN CALLED, ELEMENTS OF THE MUSIC YOU PLAY? Because the toilet routines I've been working on since I was 11 years old... because I've been associated with too many people that take themselves too seriously... because uptightness and adults go together and adults drop bombs on children from airplanes... because if you don't know your (w)hole body then you don't know yourself... because I try and put a bunch of different emotions into the 1-Speed Bike recordings'¦

SINCE YOUR STUFF AS 1-SPEED BIKE IS ALL ABOUT THE FUNNY, CAN YOU LAY A JOKE OR TWO ON ME? No, not today, I'm in a shitty mood...

Mike Hansen

A veteran of Toronto's experimental music scene, Mike Hansen has also shown his sound installations in galleries across Canada and can be heard Wednesday mornings on CKLN 88.1. Ron Nurwisah interviewed Hansen via email.
YOU'VE BEEN DOING EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC/SOUND ART FOR A WHILE. HOW DID YOU GET STARTED? I started doing turntable and tape experiments in high school, back in the early 70s. A friend of mine and I would sit in my bedroom and tape the television and spin and scratch records while drinking beer. I believe this would be a while before DJ-ism arrived. After that, in the early 80s, I did an all-night radio program at CKLN 88.1 where I would do long and large sound sculptures on the radio. Looping, scratching and odd mixing. Not looking for dance mixes, but creating themed atmospheres.

WHO, OR WHAT, ARE SOME OF YOUR INFLUENCES? When I first received Christian Marclay's Record Without a Cover, I was stunned. This is what I have been doing and it blew me away; the fact that it came without a sleeve and that the environment and playing was to enhance the recording, make the skips and pops better. That was my first introduction to turntablism. At that point and time, I still hadn't resolved what I wanted to do in music, so I was a jazz drummer. After that, a plethora of recordings started to appear from artists like Martin Tetrault, Janek Schaefer and Phillip Jeck. I dropped the drums and started playing the turntable.

YOU ALSO DO A LOT OF SOUND ART IN GALLERIES, BUT ALSO DO LIVE PERFORMANCES. HOW DO THESE COMPARE? DOES ONE TYPE OF WORK INFLUENCE THE OTHER? Well, the sound art I've shown, and continue to show, doesn't allow me to control the sound. The sound installation I'm currently showing, 'œItch,'? is quite related to my turntablism. The installation is played by gallery visitors. It is designed to allow people to experience improvisation and DJ culture. One of my first sound installations also worked under a similar principle and the visitors played a control surface that caused a record to play a loop and you were to create composition through the switch of record loops.

'œAVANT-GARDE'? MUSIC SEEMS TO HAVE MADE ITS WAY INTO MAINSTREAM FORMS OF MUSIC (HIP-HOP, DANCE, NOISE-POP, ETC.). WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? I feel this is happening because popular music has become boring, premeditated and contrived. Pop music has done nothing but recycle itself. The only way you can stand apart from the masses is to incorporate the experimentation, like Mike Patton's Fantomas, Black Dice and a huge range of Japanese artists. Improvisation is the only art left in music today.

YOUR NEW RECORD IS INSPIRED BY BILL EVANS. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? It's not really inspired by Bill Evans, but it is a take on what is seen as one of the most important figures in modern jazz. I took on Bill Evans as a statement that EAI can take the same stature as Bill Evans. Evans' improvs are now compositions, and are an important part of the jazz songbook. But jazz, in a lot of ways, has become the same as classical music. You stick to the text and vary from that written note. I will admit that there is still a great deal of improvisation in jazz music, but it is only done around a specific theme, the theme of the song being played. These days, I'm using records less and less and if I use vinyl, I'm just as happy playing the ticks and scratches on the disc. If I'm to use a record, I process it to the point that its original content is no longer relevant.

Les Angles Morts

Les Angles Morts is a self-described "psychedelic video art rock" band from Montreal. Their live show combines video projections with synths, guitars, drum and bass. After a series of technological mishaps and long-distance phone tag, Andrea Chiu finally caught up with synthesizer/guitarist, Myles Broscoe. He, along with Brendan Reed (drums and bass), Kyle Fostner (guitar and synthesizer), and Owain Lawson (synthesizer and drums) make up Les Angles Morts.

IS THERE AN INTERESTING STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME? WHAT IS IT?We had just arrived in Quebec, and in driving through the province, one sees many signs saying, "Les angles morts- voyez-y!" which means, "Be wary of blind spots!" We decided to form this visually-based band, and I was having many car-wreck inspired dreams, about which I was making videos. Owain suggested it, and it seemed to fit well with all these different ideas, so we went with it.

WHAT ARE YOUR MUSICAL INFLUENCES? WHAT ARE YOUR FILM INFLUENCES?
We seem to fixate intensely on certain things, worship them, and get over them, so it's difficult to say. Recently, the Woodstock documentary was a shared revelatory experience, but these things change so quickly, that it's very hard to pinpoint influences.

FILM AND MUSIC SEEM LIKE A NATURAL FIT, BUT WHAT INSPIRED LES ANGLES MORTS TO BLEND THE TWO TOGETHER?
I can't remember any more specifically why we started this thing, but now it seems perfectly natural. I find it sort of difficult to conceive of music without images. I guess when I was younger, I was obsessed with film soundtracks, but what we do is very different.

WHAT CAME FIRST'”THE IMAGE OR THE BEAT?
We used to feel strongly about starting with the images, but those distinctions are very blurred at this point.

ARE THE RUMOURS TRUE? IS THE MONTREAL MUSIC SCENE REALLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD?
Who knows, but it is a very surreal place to live sometimes.

WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEW CD, WHEN'S IT COMING OUT, AND WHY SHOULD PEOPLE BUY IT?
The CD is called What's Real?, which refers to a specific point in our lives, as well as a general confusion with social interaction, and our decision to push our music and ourselves in strange directions. It's been a phrase that we come back to again and again in the face of weird times, which seem to happen often. It will be officially released in September, but we will be selling it on this tour. People
should buy it because, aside from the music, which is described above. The Seripop cover is beautiful.

The Statues

Evading taxes for as long as humanly possible and discussing the correct
pronunciation of 'œHüsker Dü'? with members of Hüsker Dü-- it's all a part of
the Statues experience. Hailing from quaint, picturesque Sudbury, ON, the power-punk-pop trio formed in May 2003 and immediately went into a self-imposed musical hibernation of writing, rehearsing, and practicing. When they emerged a full year later to play their first show, their Pelado Records debut, Aux, was done and ready to go. Since then, they've been tearing up the north and elsewhere with their catchy repertoire of tunes inspired by outfits like Buzzcocks and Joe Jackson. Mitch Houle (bass and vocals), Jeff Houle (drums and vocals), and Rob Seaton (guitar and vocals), promise to show Sneaky Dee's what a true Sudbury Sunday night (groan!) is when they make their Wavelength debut. Brett Clarkson corresponded with Rob Seaton via e-mail.

IS THERE A SIGNIFICANCE AT ALL TO THE NAME '˜STATUES'?

Not so much a significance, just that we're all pretty big Hüsker Dü fans.
When we were trying to find a name, one of us was looking through Hüsker
records and saw the song title 'Statues' and that was that. On an aside,
our friend Sean Maxey was recently talking to Grant Hart (the drummer from
Hüsker Dü) and, apparently, the proper pronunciation is not 'œHOOsker,'? but, in fact, Husker-- like corn husk. The umlauts would indicate otherwise, but they only
added them to the word Hüsker cause it looked cool.

I FIND IT INTERESTING YOU DECIDED TO RECORD AN ENTIRE ALBUM BEFORE PLAYING A SINGLE LIVE SHOW. WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR THIS, AND LOOKING BACK, WAS THIS A GOOD GAME PLAN FOR THE BAND?

Yeah, I think it was a good idea for sure. We just stayed in the basement
for a year and wrote and practiced and got pretty tight together. The reason
we recorded first was just kind of a luxury thing. I hadn't filed taxes in
five years and thought for sure I was going to jail. When I got around to
doing them it turned out I was getting quite a chunk back. So I paid off
some debt and we had enough to record. It was like winning a lottery...but
if I lost I would have been in some serious trouble.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME NASA TRAINED ASTRONAUTS JUST OUTSIDE SUDBURY BECAUSE THE HARSH ENVIRONS THERE ARE SIMILAR TO CONDITIONS ON THE MOON. WHETHER TRUE OR NOT, DESCRIBE HOW SUDBURY HAS INFLUENCED/SHAPED STATUES, MUSICALLY, OR OTHERWISE.

In '71, NASA sent some astronauts around here to play among the rocks as
Lunar training. That's really the one bit of trivia that people throw at us
when they find out we're from Sudbury. Sudbury's cool though. There are
parts that still look gross, but everywhere you go has places like that. As
far as influencing and shaping the band, I will omit the obvious rock pun.

IS THERE A MUSIC SCENE IN SUDBURY, AND IF SO, CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT IT? ALSO, WHAT'S THE BEST VENUE IN NORTHERN ONTARIO?

There is a scene in Sudbury for sure. It's wickedly diverse and I honestly
think that regardless of genre, we have some of the best bands around. Bands
play and stay together for years up here because it's not about the two year
make-it-or-move-on plan. We also get a lot of touring bands coming through.
The ones that take the time to check it out always make a point of coming
back. If I didn't plug the The Townehouse Tavern as a best venue I'd be banished, but there is a little community arts space called Myths and Mirrors that
does all ages shows here. It's a great room. There was also this loft in
North Bay affectionately known as The Loft, which was cool, but the guys that
rented it moved out and there were too many stairs.

TELL US FIVE ALBUMS WE SHOULD BE LISTENING TO.

The Doers - Ready Set Do/I Can Enjoy Almost Anything
Pointed Sticks - Perfect Youth
Hüsker Dü - Zen Arcade/New Day Rising
Futureheads - S/T
Hot Snakes - Audit in Progress

ARE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS FANS OF THE BAND?

I'm sure they are. I'm sure they would be if we were bank robbers too, as
long as it made us happy. That's the thing about grandmas...

ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?

We're just finishing up recording a new EP and we're planning a little side
project with Malcolm Bauld of the now defunct Frenetics. I would like to add
their discography to the list in question number eight, please.

Woolley Leaves

Probably better known as the guy on the keyboards in The Constantines, Woolley Leaves is Wil Kidman's solo 'œin-between'? thing. Kevin Shutterbug met up with Wil outside of Sneaky Dee's late on a Tuesday night, but there was a birthday bash happening, so they headed over to the Cloak & Dagger, except it was holding a meeting for S.O.F.T. members, the Society of Free Thinkers, which had a $5.00 cover for non-members, so they headed over to Piccadilly, which was apparently closed despite the crowd inside. Eventually they found themselves on the back patio of Ted's Collision, and over rum n' cokes, whiled away the evening.

WHERE DOES WOOLLEY LEAVES COME FROM?
I was just living in Cambridge, making up songs, whether there were shows to play or not, just always making up songs.

YOU PLAY AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR FOR WOOLLEY LEAVES AND KEYBOARDS IN THE CONSTANTINES, BUT I REMEMBER SEEING YOU PLAY ELECTRIC GUITAR WITH NATHAN LAWR'S BAND AND YOU WERE COMPLETELY ROCKING OUT ON STAGE.
There's a Neil Young quote, something like, 'œI want to be the guy who plays guitar solos on his knees, but later plays songs about his feelings.'? That makes perfect sense to me and it's kind of what I'm after. I don't own an electric guitar now. I had to sell my last one. I remember the day, August 27th 2003. Just to pay rent. But I didn't ever use it that much; everyone else has guitars, so we just share.

WILL YOU BE RELEASING YOUR RECORD, QUIET WATERS, SOON?
Yeah, I'm not sure how. I just finished it at the end of last year. This year's been busy with other stuff, so I just haven't had time to get my shit together, and I'm not very good at getting my shit together. I mastered it last week, the artwork's half done. I've been kind of nervous about asking people to put it out. I mean, Woolley Leaves is just an in-between thing for me. I get to tour, play loud songs all the time, and then it's nice to relax and play something quiet in my spare time, and it's just as valid as the loud songs, just as legit. Plus, I'm slowly going deaf from playing shows. But that's fine; you live and die by the sword you carry.

WHO ELSE PLAYS ON THE RECORD?
It's really all just me. I've always been into thinking I can do something whether I really can or not. The only time I get to play drums is when I record drums for one of my songs. All the songs are just recorded all over the place whenever there was time, on different machines. You can hear it in the songs, like pressing record in one room and then going to the next and playing the song. Or there're sounds outside the window, like sirens and traffic and people. And there're lots of versions of every song. For me it's about finding the version that really captures the song's vibe, rather than the best recording of it.

THE RECORD IS BEAUTIFUL AND HAS AN HONEST SIMPLICITY. MAYBE 'œSINCERE'? WOULD BE THE BEST DESCRIPTION.
That's good. If anything, it's just to make something honest. I don't really care about much else but making honest songs. All my favourite people doing it, being musicians, are doing it because they're supposed to. They're the inspiration, really.

PEOPLE LIKE NEIL YOUNG?
Yeah. Stuff like that is just classic, but it's classic for a good reason. I just love kindred souls, people that have an honest presentation. You can't fuck with them, '˜cause it's real. People like Neil Young, Syd Barrett. Right now, I've been into David Essex's song 'œRock On.'? From 1972, a one hit wonder. Everyone knows it and it's one of the greatest songs of all time, and it just gives me faith that you might not write a million great songs, but you still might write one, it could happen. I mean, good songs make the world go around. Everybody likes music; no one doesn't like it. Even music that totally sucks, if it makes just one person happy, that's kind of a good thing. You just have to find what you like, which isn't always easy, but it's out there.

HOW HAVE YOU FOUND BEING IN A TOURING BAND, PLAYING BIG SHOWS, AND THEN COMING HOME AND DOING YOUR OWN SONGS SOLO FOR FRIENDS AND SMALLER AUDIENCES?
I just know I'm really lucky to be playing music. I use to be pretty self-conscious about playing a big rock show and being out in the audience as well as playing a little acoustic show, but I think I've come to terms with it all. It's all the same thing, just songs. I'm just trying to learn how to sing better. Practice, I guess. I should've listened to my hockey coach.

Presse


You just can't deny good live rock n' roll. Branch out, play all the crazy shit you want, but once you've gotten a taste of that shimmering guitar in your hands and the electricity on stage you'll eventually come back. Unable to resist the salty sweat of rock trickling down his forehead, Ex-Tigre Benvie/Thrush Hermit/Dears Rob Benvie is set to plug in, turn up and lay it on us. Mike Perreault sent questions out into the e-cosmos and received answers from the main Presse-man himself.

COULD YOU WRITE A BRIEF INTRODUCTION OF YOUR FELLOW BANDMATES'”WHO THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY PLAY?

Presse is myself (Rob Benvie; vox, guitar, keys), Wayne MacPherson (vox, guitar, keys), Sofia Silva (vox, bass), and Matias Silva (drums, cello). Sofia and Matias are either married or siblings, they won't tell the truth; Wayne and I, while rumoured to be cousins, are in fact lifelong sworn nemeses.

HOW DOES PRESSE DIFFER FROM ANY OF YOUR OTHER BANDS?

Presse is perhaps more morose. Wayne tends to be more of a rock purist and I tend to be more artsy fartsy. The roots of Presse grew out of the frustration I experienced in trying to translate the fun of writing and recording by myself into live shows - I missed the camaraderie and fulfillment of collaboration that worked so well in the other band[s]. One Christmas in Halifax, Wayne and I, both bored in the Pro Tools universe, got drunk and vowed to crank it up again. Presse is first and foremost a 'œband'? band, not just a songwriting vehicle for myself and Wayne. Currently, I also have a band with my friend Ian McGettigan called Camouflage Nights to which folks should definitely be alerted. Our LP is forthcoming - this is a more eclectic, studio-y thing but hopefully equally, if not more, destructive than Presse.

IN ADDITION TO MANY MUSICAL PROJECTS, YOU ARE ALSO A PUBLISHED AUTHOR.

I do not deny it.

DO YOU TAKE THE SAME APPROACH TO SONGWRITING WITH LITERATURE? OR DO YOU APPROACH EACH PROJECT IN A DIFFERENT WAY?

Most of the time playing music is fun and provides instant gratification, while - as anyone who does it knows - writing is tough and painful and most of the time feels completely pointless. But the moments of revelation, when they actually arrive, are more profound when doing something like writing a novel (my book, Safety of War, is out now through Coach House Books) than when writing pop songs. I could try to frame it within some sort of flaky framework of a 'creative realm' or a 'well of inspiration' or something like that, but I think if you really scrutinize most artists' motivations they're usually much more banal than that. I think one is first driven to create art, and the format one finds, i.e. writing, music, knitting or whatever, is usually what's most convenient at the time.

YOU MENTIONED ON YOUR WEBSITE THAT YOU WERE STRONGLY CONSIDERING CHANGING THE BAND'S NAME. ANY NEW IDEAS? CAN I NAME THE BAND? I NOMINATE THE NAMES 'œDRAGONFUCKER'? AND 'œBOGROCKET'? FOR PRESSE APPROVAL.

Neither of your suggestions comes close to the band my girlfriend, Stevie, and I are starting: Trybal Katwok. Time will tell whether we in Presse will stick with our current moniker.

SUMMER'S ALMOST HERE AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR SOME KICK-ASS ROCK AND ROLL SHOWS. WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING THIS SUMMER, AND DOES IT INVOLVE WEARING SHORTS?

Unless you are a professional athlete or under the age of twelve, I personally believe it undignified to wear short pants in public, particularly in an urban setting. But, of course, the SOS rule remains in place: No Shorts On Stage. Not ever. For anyone. If I ever paid to see a band play and the singer wore shorts, I'd ask for my money back, even if it was fucking NWA. Man, that would be weird to see NWA in, like, Gap khaki shorts. Okay, maybe I'd let Eazy get away with it.

TELL US A BIT ABOUT THE UPCOMING PRESSE ALBUM.

Be forewarned: 'twill be heavy, and strange, and powerful, and odd.

ACTION MAKES

Wavelength made a mistake this month. We sent rookie reporter Trevor Coleman into an interview with Action Makes unprepared. "Look," we should have said to him, "These guys are experienced rock stars. They've played with bands like The Constantines and The Organ. They've played in the biggest clubs in Toronto and Montreal! They'll chew you up and spit you out like a piece of tendon from their Swiss Chalet." But instead we let him wander into the lion's den unprepared. And worse, we let him borrow Matt Blair's tape recorder. We don't know what happened, but it sounds like he got drunk with Clint Rogerson (vocals, guitar), Noel Fenn (vocals, guitar), Andrew Stoeten (additional vocals, keyboards), Brian Boase (drums), his girlfriend Marisa, and some guy named Mike. When he stumbled in on the morning after the interview, covered in sand and reeking of stale beer, he wouldn't speak to any of the Wavelength staff and refused to write the article. We did, however manage to steal the tape during one of his frequent crying fits. It was barely playable, but this is what we got from it.

ACTION MAKES PLAYS MUSIC LIKE NO ONE'S EVER HEARD
Noel: Woah man! I think you're on to something.

I CAN'T EVEN RELATE IT TO ANOTHER BAND!

Noel: Keep riffing...

OK I WILL. THESE DUDES ARE SOLID.

Noel: Ohhh that's a good one.

[Loud music, voices indistinguishable]

Voice 2: ...turn up that GUITAR!

Voice 1: ...booking a club now... a show sometime...

Voice 3:
Ooohhhh

[screams and shouts]

Voice 4 (female): I don't care I want to run him over.

Voice 5: Shit get in the car! No, back! Forward! GO GO!

Voice 3: Just SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!

Voice 4: Oh no! I blew up!

ALL RIGHT, YOU FUCKERS, THIS IS ON THE RECORD. SAY SOMETHING PITHY.

Andrew: Talk About Chinatown'¦ the neighbourhood or the movie...

Noel: Jack Nicholson is neither Chinese, nor a man.

All: [general astonishment]

Noel: No I love Jack, he's a man.

Andrew: You ignorant pigfucker. You fuck!

UPDATE! ACTION MAKES ROCKED BY STRIFE. BAND MEMBERS CARPING AT ONE ANOTHER ENDLESSLY.

Andrew: Yeah! I went and saw the band Strife and they fucking rocked.

Brian: I saw the band... I saw the band Carping At One Another and they were pretty good too.

Noel: I once threw carp at a band, but they kept coming back.

Andrew: If find... I find that that's the worst part. That's what pisses me off the most! He IS a good guy underneath all that. I feel bad hating him. but it's just that he's so removed from...

Marisa: [belch]

Andrew: Exactly.

[laughter, shouts and general mayhem]

Voice 1: That's only for decoration.

Voice 2: What the fuck is going on?

Voice 1: We're on the fucking road?

[laughter]

Voice 2: That's the best.

Voice 1: That's for the [unintelligible] they should make some breakfast anyway.

Voice 3: What are you doing with that honey?

Voice 4: What is it? We need to get a good hash hookup.

Voice 2: Yeah? Maybe I should start running ounces of hash. Wait this shouldn't be on tape'¦

Clint: I really, really, really don't know what to say about them. That's kind of like a hit at them, but...

WHAT ARE THEY?

Clint: They're a band. That's my quote, "I really, really, really, really, really don't know what to say about them."

Noel: Come on man, ask this guy what he thinks!

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ACTION MAKES?

Mike (random drunk): Action Mikes?

ACTION MAKES.

Mike: Action Makes, what is an action make? A type of shoe? A shoe? It's got great arch support to it. It's not a great tasting hamburger, but we make a lot of them.

I ONLY NEED 700 WORDS. KEEP GOING.

Mike: If they were communists, he'd be Stalin, you'd be Lenin and he'd be Trotsky.

[cheering]

Unknown Voice: Mike, if Action Makes were a brand of communism, would they be Maoism, Leninism or Cuban Communism?

Mike: Mao.

ACTION MAKES IS AGAINST RELIGION! I'LL GET IT OUT!

Andrew: We won't deny that!

Clint: And gays!

Andrew: We view Tibet as part of our territory.

WHAT DOES ACTION MAKES THINK ABOUT RACISM?

Stoeton: We're against it.

[laughter]

Clint: That's not funny. Fuck you all for laughing.

WHAT WOULD BE A FUNNY ANSWER TO THAT?

Clint: Kicking Mike's daughter in the chin.

[More laughter]

Clint: Mike, when you're not being a racist douche bag, you're an alright guy.

The Robot Ate Me

The Robot Ate Me is, essentially, Ryland Bouchard, a curly-haired San Diego native with a penchant for writing super-catchy, happy-sad songs about genocides and super stores. He's currently on a US tour, but he's going out of his way to stop by Wavelength. This will be his only Canadian stop and his first trip to Toronto. Ryan McLaren and Ryland conversed electronically.

SO, THE ROBOT ATE ME IS NORMALLY BILLED AS A THREE PIECE, BUT THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE A SOLO SET. HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Over the last three CD's I've probably collaborated with over 20 people on the recordings, but I've been playing alone live for the last year or so. I view The Robot Ate Me more as a project about songs and albums than a touring "band," so I try to reflect that when playing live. As far as what shows are like live, a lot of people end up on stage, start dancing with me, or singing along. I try to make each show fun and different to keep things exciting since doing 50-plus shows alone can get a bit tedious otherwise.

CAN YOU TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOUR TOUR? Sure; it's just a two month tour of the US. Unfortunately Toronto is my only stop in Canada on this trip. Hopefully I can do a full Canadian tour in September.

A LOT OF YOUR SONGS HAVE A SUBTLE POLITICAL UNPINNING TO THEIR LYRICS, AND SOME, LIKE 'œGENOCIDE BALL,'? ARE DOWNRIGHT OVERT. BUT THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM JUST LISTENING TO THE MUSIC. DO YOU INTENTIONALLY TRY TO CONTRAST THE TWO? With songs like 'œGenocide Ball,'? the end result was more representative of what was going on in my head as opposed to any intentional attempt to contrast the music and lyrics...At the time I was listening to a lot of pre-1950s 78's while also reading about how the CIA was setting up a futures market that would have investors gamble on the likelihood of regime change, war, or pretty much the outcome of any political event. The end result was a picture in my head of some CIA asshole taking his cute little wife to a Genocide Ball where they bet on the likelihood of genocide in South Africa, and regime overthrow in Jordan - all while drinking punch in a big metal goblet and laughing about the results of a football game or something.

THE LIVE ALBUM YOU RECORDED AT THE CBC IS AMAZING. HOW'D THAT COME ABOUT? We were up in Canada for New Music West and we did our show at the amazing CBC Studio 1. They recorded the show and gave me permission to release the CD since they weren't paying us for the show.

OKAY, ENOUGH ABOUT MUSIC. HOW ARE YOU? Great!

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS OUTSIDE OF YOUR MUSIC? I'm pretty much working on music full-time. If I'm not touring, I'm booking shows, responding to emails, making shirts, or recording new albums and trying to keep up with everything; although, now that I live in Washington, I've been able to be outdoors a lot more. We saw a sea-serpent in the ocean last week and that was pretty exciting.

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN IN SAN DIEGO? You leave and move to Washington where you can afford to eat! Or you go to the beach and bodysurf after you get fired from your job. Or you go on vacation there from Minnesota and hang out with all the randy military guys that just got back from a year long trip on an aircraft carrier! Woo! Sexy!

HAVE YOU BEEN TO TORONTO BEFORE? Nope. I've heard wonderful things about the city though... or was that Montreal? I'm not funny.

WHAT EXCITES YOU MOST ABOUT THE FUTURE? Visiting Toronto. Getting past customs even though I have "TERRORIST" spray-painted on the side of my van. Getting a sense of humor. July 9th! Swimming in the lakes this summer!

By: Ryan Mclaren

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