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BOY DETECTIVES
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004JASON AND JONNY, BOY DETECTIVES
THE GRUDGE
(directed by Takashi Shimizu, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar + Jason Behr)
JASON: According to The Grudge, the Japanese believe that when someone dies in a terrible rage, their spirit forever haunts the place where it happened, creating a vortex of death and destruction. It's strange how no one mentioned this in Lost in Translation. I just thought the country had nothing but pervs, short people and politeness freaks.
JONNY: Yeah, and considering the resentful spirit's aptitude at picking off Americans in Japan one by one, maybe it's taking revenge for all those tasteful jokes about "brack" toe sushi and "lipping" stockings. Thankfully The Grudge was short on gaijin whining about how things are so different from how they are in the States, but it was also long on.... long. It kind of takes a while for nothing much to happen, and as you said at the pub, it doesn't give Sarah Michelle Gellar much to do. But for schlock-SF fans, it's got Jason Behr from Roswell and Clea DuVall from The Faculty, also waiting their turns to die!
JASON: Even finer for Fangoria readers is the chance to see Buffy have thoughtful conversations with the unfortunate bastard who gets his foot sawn off in Takashi Miike's Audition. And speaking as the sort of J-horror geek (hey, new jargon) who's seen the original Ju-On twice and many of the other titles that influenced it (especially Kiyoshi Kurosawa's far superior Pulse and Cure, and Ringu director Hideo Nakata's soon-to-be-Americanized Dark Water), I can say that all this was way scarier with: a) a plot that actually made less sense; b) longer shots of the freaky stuff; and c) less of the doomy music and sound FX telegraphing every would-be shock.
JONNY: I know! Don't people know by now that you shouldn't climb up into dark attics when there's scary music playing?
JASON: That said, women with really long black hair still scare the hell out of me - I cry every time I see a picture of Crystal Gayle.
King Cobb Steelie
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004It has been 15 years since Kevan Byrne and Kevin Lynn formed King Cobb Steelie, a venerable dub-space-disco combo that set our asses shaking while we drank at our college pubs. With their fifth album, Destroy All Codes, hitting the streets via Outside Music, they show no signs of letting up. Outoftheshine caught up with Kevan Byrne.
Who are you? Kevan Byrne from King Cobb Steelie. The other members are Kevin Lynn, Geoff Walton and Sam Cino.
Where are you from? Well, the band formed in Guelph, but three of us live in Toronto now.
What do you do? Many things my friend, so many things - or nothing at all... depends on which end of the binoculars you look through. In KCS, there's a lot of cross-pollination, so different people do different things at different times on different pieces. Is that suitably opaque?
After "months and months of mixing and editing," how do you feel this new album is different from the work you've done in the past? The guitars are more pointillist. There's a great cascading gorge of bass and drums imploring the heretofore unseen wildlife of Canada's nether regions to march forward and be anointed. There's a muted sort of knuckle-dragging gait and clumsy attempts to be deliberately lurid.
Why make the decision not to sing anymore? I exchanged my larynx for that of a snow monkey and the results have been less than flattering.
How was it recorded? Record to one-inch tape, dump to ProTools, "puree," pour into muffin tray and begin ritual incantation.
Despite your frequent use of electronic instruments on albums, I've read that the show is going to be entirely live instrumentation. How do you feel about that? Fatigue, hot flashes, lower back pain.
Looking back on the past 15 years of playing in this band together, what do you see as some of the highlights or low points? Highlight = possibility = love. Lowlight = cool = death.
What do you see in the future of KCS? Another album? We're planning on developing a couple of new rhythms for other musicians to version - the first one is called "A Distant Fever" rhythm for bass saxophone. The second rhythm (still under construction) is entitled the "Touching, Approaching, Disturbing" rhythm, which is closer to a traditional dancehall version.
BY OUTOFTHESHINE
Nifty
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Guitarist, vocalist and electronic sound artist Matt Smith is best known as a member of Les Mouches, and in some ways he is the low-key foil to Owen Pallett and Rob Gordon's onstage catharsis. His song "Spalding Man" is definitely the one smooth soul jam on You're Worth More To Me Than 1,000 Christians. As an improviser, however, Matt has appeared on stages around town under numerous different monikers. Here he appears as Nifty (sometimes King Nifty or Prince Nifty). Whatever the identity, you know with Mr. Smith that you're going to get free and free-spirited playing, that is also gratifyingly free of pretension.
WITH SO MANY ALIASES TO CHOOSE FROM, NIFTY, JOHN WAYNER, MATT SCHMIDTH... HOW DO YOU PICK WHO'S GOING TO PLAY EACH SHOW? DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE THE KOOL KEITH OF AVANT-ROCK? I like to think that there's a real difference between each title, and there is (generally) a simple distinction: Matt Schmidth (or sometimes, Schitt), is - I suppose - my given name. John Wayner and Nifty, on the other hand, are taken names that mean more or less the same thing, separated only by the number of participants. John Wayner is a lonesome cowboy, and Nifty is never without company. However, this is not by any means, a respected distinction. I am easily confused.
SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THAT "IMPROVISING IS NOT A YOUNG MAN'S GAME. DO YOU EVER WISH YOU WERE AS OLD AS DEREK BAILEY? Improvising is more like ringette, it's a young women's game. And there's nothing more serious than ringette. That kind of a statement is usually indicative of a narrow view of improvisation, and also of music. It's similar to someone saying, "improvisation ought to be good." And that is usually followed by comments about taste, and chops and tight pockets. Improvisation can be bad and even more so, almost nothing at all. And still it can be as profound as an intimate evening with the Free Music Ensemble. It's an interaction, and perhaps it needs the patience of the aged, but it also needs to not take itself too seriously.
SOMEONE (ELSE) ONCE TOLD ME YOUR BIGGEST MUSICAL INFLUENCES GROWING UP WERE JEFF BUCKLEY AND JAMIROQUAI. TRUTH OR FALSEHOOD? I never really listened to much Jamiroquai, but I most certainly adored Jeff Buckley. He's one of those boring iconic traps that are so easy to fall into, like Dave Matthews, Jaco Pastorius, Coltrane and the like. Buckley snatched so many up by pulling at our heartstrings and our sense of the beautiful. Once I got over the beautiful, I got back to the things that fascinated me when I was without heroes as artists: sounds. Maybe I've simply replaced Buckley with Cage. It's possible, I think, to get better with your mistakes.
WILL THE MUSIC SCENE IMPROVE IF EVERYONE JUST FREAKIN' LEARNS TO PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS BETTER, OR WILL THAT JUST TAKE THE FUN OUT OF IT? Are you saying I suck? To answer the question, yes (to your question). I don't think we should all crack down and learn our modes and prepare labouriously for our Humber auditions. I do think we should treat our instruments more like material, and we should constantly reinvent the way we play them: break them, modify them, prepare them, challenge them, simplify them, disguise them, affect them.
WHAT WOULD YOUR IDEAL CROWD RESPONSE TO A NIFTY SET BE? Polarization. If everyone's into it, or if everyone hates on me, that's okay too, but I think it's best when there's confusion. If it's too slick or too aggressive, it lingers like burnt popcorn. It becomes another thing, an illusion. But if the wires are hanging out all over the place, the trick is exposed. The process - and in the case of looping, the moment - is exploited, and that's more important than pleasing or displeasing.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TOYS YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN TO WAVELENGTH ON NOV. 7? The toys will be the usual fare: pedals, boards, instruments, but maybe this time, a P.A. system and possibly a few or a bunch of friends and their toys. I'm not sure whether to follow the Nifty guideline or not. Heads yes, tails no... ... ... tails! Whatever, we'll see.
BY JONNY DOVERCOURT
Uncut
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Uncut released their first album, Those Who Were Hung Hang Here, earlier this year on Paper Bag Records as a full-on rock band instead of the techno-guitar duo it started as. Ian Worang and Sam Goldberg talked to us about Lupus, Billy Idol, and their old violence.
First of all, what are the names of the people in Uncut and what roles do they play? Jon Drew (drums), Sam Goldberg (guitar + vocals), Derek Tokar (bass), Ian Worang (guitar + vocals). Ian: None of us are into role-playing, in either the sexual or Dungeons and Dragons sense.
You guys did a pretty massive reconfiguration of the band earlier this year, just as everything seemed to start taking off, and you started getting some good word of mouth. Apart from the new people, what's different between the new Uncut and the old Uncut? Ian: I would be hesitant to say that things had started taking off. It's not like a ton of people were all that into us here in Toronto. The only real "success" that we had was with the "Understanding the New Violence" single, but even that was limited to the DJ circuit and certainly outside of Toronto. Sure, the record would get played at a 3000 person party in Sweden or something, but that had very little impact on the band. Any cheers were for the DJ, not us, you know? The band was really about Jake (Fairley) and I having fun and having something to do around the apartment that we shared. The limited attention that we did get was all a bonus and not something that we ever took all that seriously. I mean, the band started off just to see if we could pull off having a big distorted rock guitar playing live at a techno club. It turned out to be something we both really enjoyed doing and we really liked the songs that we came up with together, so it kept going. That feeling of doing it because it is fun really hasn't changed. Maybe these days things are a bit more "serious" - we have a record out that we actually need to tour behind and stuff - but it's not like anyone in the band is treating it as a business. I think the one thing that has changed quite a bit is the type of shows that the band is playing. We definitely play shows more on the punk rock tip these days than we ever did (or could have) in the old days. At the same time, we aren't really playing all that many shows centred around dance music anymore. This isn't a negative or positive thing. It's just different. Sam: Within the new group the "cut" outnumber the "uncut."
If you could choose any band past or present, who would you most want to tour with? Ian: The lineup would be Uncut, controller.controller, Jake Fairley, Read Yellow, Heads Will Roll, The Two Koreas, Tangiers and The Deadly Snakes. I can say without hesitation that would be the happiest time in my life. Those are some of my favourite people in the world and are all amazing bands. I would probably spend every night getting sloppy drunk and telling them all how much I loved them. I want all of our bands to get married in some crazy Mormon polygamous thing. Sam: Ideally, I would love to see Uncut tour with Billy Idol, Michael Jackson and Wham!
If you were given the chance to create the soundtrack to any movie, whether it be past, present, or imaginary, what movie would the Uncut sound best complement? Ian: Secretary maybe. I would want it to be something slightly "dirty," but still sweet and a bit surreal.
Insert your own question here. Seriously. Ian: Seriously?
Black is to white as Uncut is to [blank]. Ian: Cut.
Ketchup is to grilled cheese sandwiches as Uncut is to [blank]. Ian: Winter.
Uncut is to chromophobia as weather balloons are to [blank]. Ian: Lupus.
What are you guys working on right now? Ian: Writing more songs and playing live as much as possible.
Where do you want to take this in the future? Ian: Somewhere warm, but not too touristy.
BY OUTOFTHESHINE
The Secret
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004The Secret hail from Hiroshima, Japan. They have a Canadian connection, former Plumtree bassist Catriona Sturton. Here's the story:
Can you share the story behind the formation of The Secret? What with two continents involved, I'm sure it's pretty freakin' intriguing. Catriona Sturton: I moved to a small city in Japan in 2000. At first it was hard to find live music because I didn't speak or read Japanese. Slowly I was able to find out about shows, and later that year played bass in a rock band and a punk band (covering classic Japanese punk rock with a bunch of 17 year old boys) and harmonica in a rockabilly band. It was all a lot of fun, but communication was difficult and I didn't feel like I was being very creative. I met Sonnet (originally from Arizona and living in the next town over from mine) the next year and saw her playing with a band called Kiku no Koro. I was so impressed with her band that it really inspired me to try to do something with the songs I had written. We met Rey (our drummer) through her husband. They manage a "live house" (music venue) in East Fukuyama. I had to leave Japan at the end of that year, and luckily Sonnet got Lena to move to town so that the Secret could carry on. Sonnet Bingham: Catriona's reputation preceded her by a year. When I arrived in Japan in August 2001, I was dead set on learning the guitar and starting a band. Every music store I went into, everyone asked me, "Have you heard of Catriona?" It wasn't until almost a year later that I met this famed punk rock, bass-playing, shamisen-stuying Canadian. Much to my surprise and elation, she asked me if I would be interested in listening to some stuff she had been working on. She came to my apartment, and played me a lo-fi tape of her songs. I played some of my songs, and our collaboration evolved quite naturally.
You are the first Japanese band to play Wavelength in the five-year history of our series and zine. That's pretty freakin' cool. How did your Canadian tour come together? CS: I'm from Canada (grew up in Ottawa and lived in Halifax), and always said that it would be fun to tour Canada with The Secret. Sonnet and Lena seem to have a "thing" for Canada and always talked about how they would like to live here. I'm excited to tour in Canada again because I got really used to how things work in Japan. Shows are expensive, but you are spoiled by generally having amazing sound and light systems, even at small clubs. I will definitely miss the healthier food that you can buy at convenience stores in Japan. On the other hand, I'm looking forward to everyone seeing Canada for the first time, especially Halifax.
I just saw Audition by Takeshi Miike, and it was only the most disturbing thing I've ever watched. Pretty freakin' awesome though. What are some of your favourite films from Japan? SB: NOT Battle Royale. CS: My favorite Japanese movie is called After Life (in English) - Wandafuru raifu ("Wonderful Life" in Japanese) by Hirokazu Koreeda. I'm watching it this weekend to try and remember some Japanese before the rest of the band arrives!!
In one song, you sing, "I hate playing games/ Especially this one." Can you tell us what it is? Or is that a freakin' secret? CS: Someone is totally acting like they have a crush on you, but you are not sure if they really do. Add another language and culture into the mix, and it becomes even more frustrating. It's even better if the two people involved are ridiculously shy, live in cities far from each other, and only communicate with cryptic text-messages in a language that is not their mother tongue. These messages should be received and read late at night, on emotionally fragile days. Perfect. Crushes. I think that's why most of our initial songs got written. Now all my songs are about death. SB: If you really like someone, you should say it. (Fab, if you are reading this, I really like you.)
BY JONNY DOVERCOURT
Republic of Safety
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Republic of Safety is a new hardcore band! They kick ass while others try to flex the dreary of the leisure class. Hella reverbed guitar (your own Jonny Dovercourt) and boo-ya joint bassists (Kat Gligorijevic-Collins and Kate McGee) hold your arms behind your back while Evan Davies (drums) and Maggie MacDonald (agit prop) take turns punching you in the butt. And that's not all - three out of five can't shut up about anything you can think to ask them.
I noticed your lyrics are simple enough that they're utilitarian. Jonny: Indeed, we reject the smug exclusivity of obscure references, inside jokes and convoluted pseudo-philosophies in order to communicate more directly with the people. Maggie's lyrics are simple and elegant, and I feel immense pride in putting together music that is a mere carrier-pigeon for their message. Maggie: Anything that can be said can be said simply! For the past two years, my goal as a lyricist has been to condense at least 40 pages of my diary into each song. I have an expansive archive of my writings from the last 10 years, probably in the neighborhood of 10,000 pages. I realized that if I died instantly, my 10,000 pages would probably be put in my parents' shed, or maybe my folks would read them on the toilet for larfs. This is why I am now putting all of my theories and stories into songs, so they will be available for consumption in the simplest, most useful format. When I was in The Barcelona Pavilion, I converted 450 pages of diary into the 1:30 minute song, "I'm Your Dog" (2002). With the RoS, I have converted my entire undergraduate thesis into "I Like to Work" (2004). Kat: I don't write lyrics, but I appreciate a pragmatic approach to just about anything, except romance.
Also, they get at Canadian Nationalism. Jonny: The Endless War on Terror has made Canada suddenly seem like a much more appealing place to live, yet many of our fellow Canadians are too smug about this fact, and this is frankly dangerous. We must be prepared to defend the Republic at all costs. Kat: Again, I don't write the lyrics, but I support this theme. Of the three continents I've lived on, I believe the continent of CANADA is by far the best. Maggie: Nationalism is dangerous, but this is a moment in history when it is extremely important for us to define an agenda that is distinct from the American way of doing things. When Mulroney and Reagan sang "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling," my hometown wept as we watched Free Trade sweep away most of our industries. Our politicians are horny for tax cuts, and the spectre of Reagan's Star Wars program is haunting the House of Commons. We are not the U.S.A. yet, but it will soon be difficult to tell the difference. I think we should welcome American people into Canada, but American politics do not belong here.
And randy sexual themes. Maggie: The lust for a better world is important. Without lust, where is the lust for a better world? Kat: I feel randy 24 hours a day. I hear impending marriage will do that to a girl. Jonny: War does seem to increase fertility rates.
Sonically, there seems to be an attack aesthetic. Are you out to create a siege-like atmosphere? Maggie: Yes! Kat: I believe a siege-like atmosphere helps sharpen the senses and prepare one for the possibility of battle. It's all right to fight. Jonny: The reality is that we are under siege, our lifestyle and notions of human community, gender equality and social welfare are under attack, and the music is merely a response. And we only attack the audience inasmuch as we want them to move, both with us, and to us.
Did I miss anything? Kat: Everything but the lyrics! Lyric-centrist! Maggie: The Republic of Safety has a 100% acceptance rate for refugees, migrants, visitors and email. No one is illegal. No one is a foreigner. Jonny: We would like to welcome new drummer Evan Davies to the Republic. Our six-song EP Confidence, recorded with original beatkeeper Dennis Amos, will be released in January. Watch for our new website designed by Kevin Parnell. Immigration to the Republic of Safety is open to all.
BY MATT FUCKING COLLINS
Scandalnavia
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Scandalnavia: the mere name makes you want to know more about the band. You don't know anything about them, but you just know they're going to be cool.
A poster on 20hz once made a snarky comment along the lines of, "There are more girls making music in Toronto than any place other than Girl Island." That may be true, but some girls in indie rock bands can seem like cute little sisters of the rest of the scene, instead of originators of their own style, sound, and fanbase. Scandalnavia, a Toronto-based, five-piece, four-girl-one-boy, two-lead-vocalist band seem to have, so far, operated outside the usual indie rock scene. Though they've been playing shows for over a year now, this is the first time they've played Wavelength. Their song "First Coffee" is featured on the Good Grooming for Girls compilation, and that (and the accompanying showcase at Rancho Relaxo) was the first many of us had heard of them. They've been more visible as part of Toronto's queer music community, playing Pride events, and opening for King Cobra and Lesbians on Ecstasy.
Nonetheless, when they have played mainstream indie rock shows on the fabulous College Street strip, I've seen them win over whole audiences full of fans of all the other bands on the bill. And I've seen Scandalnavia's own devoted fans show up and remind us all how to dress up and move for a band that isn't afraid to be funny, vulgar, political, and danceable.
Like I said, they've got two vocalists. Rapper Natasha and singer Emma trade off lead vocal and guitars, backed up musically and vocally by Pat, Nas, and Maryangela. Their songs range from the old-school, riot-y "Bloody Immigrant" to songs about the Ex (when Natasha asks "Do you want to go faster?," she' s gonna go faster - and faster yet), to one of my favourites, a song in which Pat and Natasha duet about fonts.
Someday (soon? I hope), there'll be a Scandalnavia full-lengther out, and it will be the Best. Road-Trip. Album. EVER. But until then, we will all have to go see the live shows and dream.
BY EMILY ZIMMERMAN
mn-l
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Matt Nish-Lapidus a.k.a. mn-l, daintily bakes aural cupcakes that fuse the most brash and abrasive elements of minimal electronic music with choppy guitar pop. It's serious music that requires serious journalism - serious music journalism, with all the five W's and shit, but using nothing but song titles. Bunk Bedouin axed the musical questions.
WHO STOLE THE SOUL?
Once again, this is it
Turn it up
Here we go
But this time the rhyme
Gonna ask who did the crime
Then let's get down to the nitty-gritty
Like I wanna know who
Picked Wilson's pocket
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE? Into my dinner. But really, it completely depends on which version of the song you're talking about. I mean, who hasn't played this song... other than me.
WHO MADE WHO? AC/DC was one of the first bands that made me want to play guitar. They also made me want to wear school uniforms and be really ugly. As great as they are, they've got to be one of the ugliest bands on earth. Anyway, the point? Guitar = Good. But the final lesson is: Guitar + Computer + lots of spare time = a hard thing to explain to your grandparents.
WHAT TIME IS LOVE? I'm not sure my music is quite as danceable as this question implies.
WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED? I've heard there's a place they send those people. I think it's called France.
WHAT IS THE LIGHT? I think this has something to do with radiation poisoning. Love and radiation poisoning. I try to reinforce this idea with my performance. It begins with a big group hug and ends with everybody gathering around a 1970s microwave.
WHAT'S GOLDEN? The popcorn that comes out of the microwave after all the love. Oh, and my record after you all buy it.
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WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? Is this about me?
WHAT'S MY NAME? Your name or my name? Is that "my" in reference to me, as the reader? Is this questions meant to provoke some sort of exploration of the self? Maybe each reader needs to answer this on their own, when they're ready. This is not for you to force, Dean. You insensitive brute. Short answer: Matt. or Dean. It just depends on which way you read the question.
WHEN WILL I BE LOVED? As this interview speeds to an end, "When Will I Be Loved?" is not the first question that springs to mind. But since you asked: soon.
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? Are you breaking up with me? First you call me fat, now you just want to be friends. And all that talk about love? Was it just meaningless? There will be no space in front of the microwave for you tonight.
BY BUNK BEDOUIN
WAVELENGTH ZINE FUNDRAISER III
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004Almost one year ago, we here at Wavelength threw a party whose blurry memory lives on in stories of passing out in coatpiles, passing out with knee-high boots on, and passing out with a crowd-surfing rocking horse. That was also our first party to raise funds to cover the ongoing costs of publishing this here Wavelength magazine, and also marked the relaunch of the snazzy colour-covered zine as we now know it. So consider this a mini-anniversary party of sorts, and another excuse to get rip-roaringly wasted and smoked out silly, as four of our favourite bands of 2004 lend their considerable talents to keep the zine alive. Here's what they've been up to since they last graced our stage...
FEMME GENERATION
Since their last Wavelength soirée in August, Femme Generation has been busy on the campaign trail: rocking asses, taking names, bribing media outlets, and supporting our troops abroad. Having left many tear-stained sheets in their wake, the band is out for BLOOD before the New Year hits. November will see dates across Southern Ontario and Quebec, where Femme Generation will showcase new material and learn the true meaning of friendship. Keep your eyes open for the boys in an upcoming off-Broadway musical based on the life and times of John Cusack. www.femmegeneration.com
I CAN PUT MY ARM BACK ON YOU CAN'T
Here's what icpmaboyc has been up to since our last performance at Wavelength: Practicing. Writing new songs. Practicing. Driving across Canada. Practicing. Sending mailouts. Practicing. Writing prepatory emails. Practicing. What the fuck else would we be doing!? listofcontens.ca
JON-RAE FLETCHER AND THE RIVER
Here are some things we've done since we started playing Toronto a year ago. The River has seen some gains and some loss. Ryan moved to Orillia with his heart and Jonathan (The Pauls) and Mike (Singing Saws) have made great company. We've had many memorable shows, among them the Planet Kensington show, opening for Electric Magnolia Co., and having eight people on a stage for four at the Good Grooming for Girls release party. We recorded songs with Steven Kado that turned out really well and will be released on Permafrost Records in the new year. So... it's been really good this year.
www.deerandbird.com/jonrae.html
FOX THE BOOMBOX
Of late, Fox the Boombox has been less late in showing up for practices. We have been busy being good bandmates. Getting tighter so that we can record our songs. Trying to practice more. We are dedicated to stacking our jam space with delicious cuisine like chips and popcorn. Still drinking. The booze in our space at this point in time is raspberry vodka, gin, and Fireball. We are currently and collectively fixated with parting our hair into various positions and a beau named Al P. These two things keep us inspired. We are very (very very) excited to play the Wavelength fundraiser.
P.S. this show has a slogan: "Pay What We Need!"
The Guest Bedroom
By wavelength ~ Posted Monday, November 22nd 2004The Guest Bedroom are a relatively new four-piece band. They describe their music as "quirky/bouncy rock with skeletons in the closet." They also, according to a friend of the band, "know how to party and know when to take down the streamers." Shaunna Bednarek caught front-woman Sandi Falconer off-guard with a pre-planned phone interview.
HI SANDI! COULD YOU GIVE ME THE GUEST BEDROOM'S A/S/L?!
We're a young band, some may say fresh-faced. We've only really played a few shows, it took a long time for us to get together, but now that we are, there is joy. We are comprised of Paul, who takes care of bass and reason; Tim who takes care of drums and adds exclamation points everywhere; Rob who takes care of keys and provides puns; and I take care of vocals and guitar. And we are from Toronto.
SO I READ THAT YOU FOUND YOUR DRUMMER VIA THE INTERNET. WAS THAT WEIRD OR CREEPY?
We found a lot of people through really random, random avenues. Rob and I went to school together and thought that it was stupid that we hadn't started a band yet so we had to find other people when we moved to Toronto and didn't know anybody. So we talked to a lot of people through the internet. A lot of them were really weird, like we got some random dude sending us pictures of him on a drum riser and all these crazy things and now he's like so good in my life.
AND HOW'S MEETING BAND MEMBERS THROUGH THE INTERNET DIFFERENT FROM MEETING OTHER PEOPLE THAT WAY?
I don't know, I've never really met people through the internet. It's different because they know that you're testing them, and so there's always, like, total awkwardness. I mean, all the people that we met were really nice and even people that aren't in the band now, I see around. And they're all really cool people, so we're pretty lucky. We could have met a lot of crazy people!
SOME TORONTO BANDS ARE OBVIOUSLY IN IT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND SOME ARE REALLY SERIOUS. WHERE DO YOU GUYS FIT IN?
We are a group of notorious jokers, but we're together because we want to have fun and we're serious about music, or else we wouldn't really be doing it. So we fit in on the serious side, even though we tell many a joke.
AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BEGINNING WITH "SOME TORONTO BANDS"; SOME TORONTO BANDS THRIVE IN KEEPING IT LOCAL. OTHERS TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE. WHAT ARE THE GUEST BEDROOM'S LONG-TERM PLANS?
We're sussing out a plan for things, locally, which is fun. But, y'know, we want to play more shows and we want to hit more roads for sure and we plan to do that.
ARE YOU ALREADY PREPPING FOR THE POTENTIAL HORRORS OF BEING THE ONLY GIRL ON THE TOUR BUS?
Although I doubt The Guest Bedroom will see any sort of tour bus in the near future, touring with those boys will likely be a lot like walking around with those boys: a constant laugh riot. Paul would tell us facts about very random everythings, Rob would have a pun for every single occasion, Tim would be laughing at all Rob's puns, and I would be dying a little 'cause they're all so good.
BY SHAUNNA BEDNAREK
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