Robocopp is Matt Collins (also Ninja High School) and Pete Thorne (also Henri Faberge and the Adorables) as hardcore house DJs who put on war paint and yell over their beats while dousing themselves in fake blood. It's intense and, honestly, really good; even though it's hard to tell what parts are to be taken seriously and what parts are just a joke. Greg Collins tried to call Matt on his shit, to no avail. This is probably the shortest Wavelength interview ever.

EXPLAIN THE GENIUS OF PAUL VERHOEVEN.

Two words: Showgirls, fuckhead.

YOUR "FAKE BLOOD" ROUTINE MADE ALL MY MIC CABLES STICKY WITH CORN SYRUP. WHO ARE YOU GUYS, KISS?

Kiss my fists.

WHAT DOES THE FUTURE OF "EXTREME HOUSE MUSIC" HOLD? WHAT KIND OF DERANGED, EXCESSIVE OOONTZ-OOONTZ-CHIK-CHIK ARE THE GINO KIDS GONNA BE ROCKING THEIR CIVICS WITH IN THE NEXT 15 YEARS? ARE YOU GUYS GONNA BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MAGGOTRON OR WHAT?

Few are as important as the MCC (Maggotron Cutting Crew). The ginos are going to be rocking the most insane cyborg samurai emo. You can't even imagine. They're going to link up with the karaoke crowd and suddenly want to do their own karaoke and everyone with a guitar will just be crying. Then we will kill them. Robocopp will kill guitar playing crybaby men with our EQ setting of "AEIOfuckingkillU".

WHY DO YOU HATE DYNAMIC RANGE? WHAT'D IT EVER DO TO YOU, ANYWAYS?

Did you listen? We slay. We fucking rend the limbs from the crybabies and drain their blood and use it to oil our bike chains.

IS PETE A "BOTTOM"? HE IS, RIGHT?

Who's Pete? We're both Alex Murphy, police officer. Also, you are a homophobe and we'll firebomb your fucking nazi house while we dance naked in the street with our amazing indestructible tigerknives. In conclusion: WE CLEAN HOUSE OR I MAKE DIE WITH FISTS.