Quebexico is a sweaty new punk/post-hardcore band from Ottawa. They spent the last year with a team of highly-skilled and exorbitantly-paid stylists and clasically-trained musical coaches who have honed their hyperactive, spastic throwdowns into carefully-controlled, intense exercises in musical excess. Perhaps you have seen their Extreme Band Makeover on MTV? We sent Dylan Reibling on a fact-finding mission and he found these deleted clips from their interview with Sassy magazine for their Cute Band Alert profile.

What is your favourite way to describe Quebexico?

A skull with electric teeth eating incinerated garbage.

What are each band members' favourite instruments?

Chris: Texas Instruments
Davey: Flutes
Steve: Fugazi's "Instrument"
Jon: His own instrument

What are your favourite things to do on stage, with your favourite instruments?

Steve impersonates Joe Lally while Jon masturbates into Davey's flute and Chris calculates something.

Who would people say is their favourite member of Quebexico?

Davey, because he is the best musician IN CANADA.

Who should people say is their favourite member of Quebexico?

Steve, because he is captivating, in a most jovial manner.

Favourite: Quebec or Mexico?

Poutine VS. Chimichangas...TOSS UP!

Favourite thing about being really, really famous?

Partying with Tori Spelling and Sam Roberts... in the same night!

What has been Quebexico's favourite show to play?

The one in Kitchener with Ninja High School and DD/MM/YYYY. Anytime something is released from the ceiling in the middle of a performance, you know you're in the shit. Last week's show here in Ottawa with DD/MM/YYYY was amazing as well.

Who is your favourite interviewer?

Bill Welychka. That guy's all ass AND all class.

For Wavelength?

Huh? WTF IS WAVELENGTH? LOLOL!