Saturday Feb 16 @ Theatre Centre, 10pm 

When that particle accelerator is finished in France and Switzerland and the scientists test it out for the first time, they’re going to smash two particles together and realize that all it does is sound exactly like Dance Electric. These new wave punks explode on stage, and make you wonder how real moshing ever went out of style and what the fuck was up with all that touchy-feely group-wrestling at rock shows a couple years ago. If you find yourself standing still during their performance, you must be dead. — Kevin Parnell