Dear everyone going to the free Vice Magazine Bonfire Party on the Island tonight:

Please don't trash the beach and picnic area of the arts centre and piss off the residents who live there. Not only because that would be a shitty and disrespectful thing to do, but also because it's likely to ruin things for those of us planning events at AGP later this summer - and have been doing so for three summers longer than Vice.

Now go have a good time on the Island.

That is all, thanks!

- Jonny Dovercourt c/o Wavelength